It came to pass that I traveled to Orlando to help my wife get her RV ready for a cross-country trip, during which we will be photographing abandoned amusement parks (and possibly publishing a book).
We went to a loval dungeon, where it came to pass that people discovered we are the creators of the Xenomorph Hiphugger Strapon, with whacky hijinks as documented here, and perhaps singlehandedly invented the xenomorph strapon ovipositor fetish.
That led, through a series of events likely not worth documenting, to considerable interest in where people can buy the various things I make, which led in turn to being invited to an Orlando kinky faire as a vendor, which led to a mad scramble.
For you see, Gentle Reader, I am, being thousands of miles away from my mad science laboratory slash home, unable to make any sex toys at the moment.
But not so fast! my wife said. The maker community is large and weird and wonderful, perhaps we can set you up with a mad science lab away from home!
The local maker scene absolutely came through. They turned out to be warm and wonderful and in short order I had access to a 3D printer to make molds and a vacuum chamber to degas silicone.
Some Amazon orders for silicone and clamps and 3D filament and supplies later, I was set up to start making stuff.
The 3D printer I have access to is too small to make hiphuggers and facehuggers, and in any event those molds take weeks to print, but I was able to print molds for Xenomorph Tithugger Pasties and some facehugger pacifiers, as well as tentacle ball gags and strokers and a brand-new tentacle grinder design.
That done, I ended up teaching an impromptu class in silicone casting!
If these handcrafted xenomorph sex toys and such seems like your jam, come out the the Woodshed this weeekend!
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